Smile triggers and some WTF’s?

It seems I just can’t keep a promise. It’s once again been two weeks since I’ve been here. However, April is one of our two busiest months of the year, festival-wise, and I’ve just been crazy busy. Not to mention Doug and I have been at odds over a few things; and arguing with him is always exhausting. Usually working with him is a good thing. However, when it’s bad, it’s really bad, because there’s no escape; and nothing is more fun than being stuck all day at an event in public having to make nice to each other, when all you want to do is chuck something at your beloved’s head.

Lucky for me but more for him, those feelings usually don’t last very long and we’re back to our usual thing, whatever that is.

But enough about us.

I figure with all the drama that’s gone on recently, it’s time for a distraction or two that have absolutely nothing to do with each other.

So here we go–

Obviously, this cat and bird have a different relationship than most:
Mrs. Brown is always good for a laugh:

Who knew cats were so good with babies?

But not to be outdone by a mere feline, this dog has a totally different approach on how to deal with a crying baby.:

And for those who are missing Dear Abby, I found some great info to keep you making a faux-pas in public.

Here you go.

You’re welcome.

And now something to make you turn your head to side like the RCA dog:

Inquiring minds just must be asking WHY?????

Besides if the woman wanted some extra butt all she had to do was ask me. I’d been happy to share some, as would almost every woman I know; and now, before we leave Bizzaroworld here’s another contestant in the “WTF were they thinking?” sweepstakes.:

I guess this guy is never planning to have an MRI.

But now, before our necks all have permanent criks from trying to understand the whack jobs, let’s go back to some fun stuff–

How much $$ would it take for you to eat–

This

So I suppose that’s all for today. Doug just walked in, saw me on the computer and rolled his eyes; so I suppose I’d better get back to work.

Just now he walked in with a new nightie from Victoria’s Secret.

Seriously?

We had a fight and you gave me a present for you?

Think again big man.

But in the interest of being fair I’ll ask a question of everyone. Perhaps I’m being unjust.

How do you deal with your significant other after a fight?